Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Feb 15...

A fun conversation I've been having with a scammer:

Mon, 14 Feb 2005
"ARUMA COMPANY LIMITED" wrote:

Dear Friend,RECONSTRUCTION OF IRAQ...My name is Mr. Tom Robert and this is an urgent supply contract.We have received allocations for contracts to supply your products and other products you could be able to handle through Bechtel. This is a Multi Million U.S Dollars worth of international supplies to Iraq.My benefactor in this project is a high level Iraqi Government official who has mandated me to seek for your confidential cooperation and participation in this contract. If your company is capable of supplying, you would be paid upfront before you supply.If you can assist us, then kindly contact me immediately, and make sure you furnish me with your full COMPANY PROFILE, FULL NAMES, and DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS AND INCLUDE YOUR DIRECT EMAIL ADDRESS.As soon as we receive your response, we shall get back to you with all details to commence.Thank you.Best Regards,MR TOM ROBERTARUMA COMPANY LIMITED BAGHDAD, IRAQ.


Mon, 14 Feb 2005
"Jake Palmer" wrote:


This is very exciting.

Here is a list of the products I sell:
-Little embroidered pillows that you hang from doorknobs.
-Frying pans and saws that are painted with country motifs.
-200 MPG carburetor (these might be good on Humvees?)

I also sell those stickers of Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes) peeing on things. I can make him pee on anything you want. For example, I could make up some with him peeing on Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Imagine that on all the Humvees!

Please let me know ASAP, I would have to make a trip in town to buy ink for my printer.

Jake


Wed, 16 Feb 2005
"Jake Palmer" wrote:

Tommy,

I emailed you a couple days ago and have not yet heard back. I think that is very unprofessional, and quite frankly, a little bit hurtful. Perhaps you haven't done business with Canadians before, so you may not know the proper etiquette. We have very big hearts, Tommy. Please deal with us accordingly.

As per my previous email, I've done a draft of Calvin peeing on Abu Musab al-Zaqawi. Please have a look. I can sell them to you at 1.10 each in orders of 5000. I think you'll find that competitive.

Thanks,

Jake


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