Jan 20 2007

Birthday party tonight

I’m sure you’re all anxiously awaiting the final details. Here are a few last minute reminders, changes and additions:

-Map: On the website

-Parking:
· Totally, absolutely at your own risk. Parking in the driveway is a great idea if you plan on leaving your car for the night. Do not come to me and say “Can you get so and so to move their Daihutsu?” First person to do so forfeits their car to me. (This is a legally binding contract). · If you do park in the driveway, don’t park like a bunch of grandmothers. (Apologies to any grandmothers) Click here for a "how-to".
· If you park along the road: Park AFTER my driveway, on MY SIDE my side of the street. This is to minimize the disturbance to the two neighbors I like. I have a neighbor behind me I don’t like… you can park on his lawn, and do donuts and honk your horn when you leave. I probably shouldn’t have said that, cuz Gary McGraw really will. Gary… don’t do that, I was just being funny.

-Smoking: In the garage, but no smoking up in the loft this time. There are pregnant ladies, and wusses with asthma.

-The kitchen: I just painted the kitchen, and Kate is really excited about it. She’s gonna be like “Do you think people noticed the kitchen?” and I’ll be like “Oh, I think so!” Frankly, I don’t care what you think, but Kate does. So please, if you have a chance say something like “OOOHHH AHHH nice kitchen”.

-Drinking: As always, there is to be no drinking. It just fogs your mind, man.

-Admission: I hate to sound tacky, but please bring correct change. I can’t change everyone’s $20 bills. In fact, if you give me a $20 bill, I think I’ll just give tickets to the 3 people after you, and let you figure it out with them. Problem solved!

-Given’ ‘er: Everyone has to give ‘er. Anyone not givin’ ‘er will be severely reprimanded.

Thanks!

The Management